* when i don't s.h.o.w up on M O N D A Y .

[dave]

david elijah largo .
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THEY'LL GO NUTS AND EAT THEIR HATS ,
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ? !
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BIPOLAR . BISEXUAL . ECCENTRIC . UNPREDICTABLE . SHAMELESS .
THIRTYFOUR . DISTRACTED . HYPERSEXED . RESTLESS . INSANE .
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<sup>DAVE HERE, THIRTY FOUR, HAS HAD IT ROUGH MOST OF HIS LIFE. HIS PARENTS HAD BEEN QUITE WEIRD (AND PROBABLY PSYCHO TOO, IN SOME SHAPE OR FORM) AND HE SPENT A LOT OF HIS TEENAGE YEARS SQUATTING WITH HIS MOTHER AND GETTING HIGH TO DEAL WITH HIS PROBLEMS. HIS DEAR OLD UNCLE LEO SORTED HIM OUT AND HE WAS SHAPING UP TO BE ALRIGHT, BUT THEN UNCLE LEO WENT AND GOT HIT BY A CAR AND, WELL, THAT WAS THAT WITH DAVE'S SANITY. OBVIOUSLY IT HAPPENED OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND FOR MORE DETAILS, CLICK ON THE BIG BLUE WRITIN' UP THERE FOR A LINK TO DAVE'S APP.

DAVE'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER AND IT'S PRETTY SEVERE. HIS CASE IS CLOSER TO THE TYPE TWO VARIETY, MEANING HE'S A LOT MORE ELEVATED, HYPERACTIVE, DISTRACTABLE AND HYPERSEXED INSTEAD OF BEING WORN, DEPRESSED, DISINTERESTED AND SUICIDAL. HE HAS HIS LUCID MOMENTS, TIMES WHEN HE ACTS TOTALLY NORMAL, BUT CONSIDERING THE PROBLEMS THE GOOD DOCTORS AT ALKALINE HAVE WITH HIS MEDS AND HOW MUCH TO GIVE HIM, HE'S GENERALLY WANDERING ABOUT IN AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT OF A MANIC MOOD.

GENERALLY AGREEABLE AND FASCINATED BY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, UNLESS PROVOKED HE WON'T MAKE ENEMIES WITH PEOPLE. 'COURSE ANY KIND OF A REMOTELY OFF-HAND COMMENT CAN LEAD TO A BIT OF AN OVER-REACTION FROM DAVE, THOUGH SOMETIMES IT CAN GO COMPLETELY IGNORED, DEPENDING ON HIS MOOD. HE'S GOT NO SENSE OF SHAME AND HATES BEING ON HIS OWN SO IF HE HAPPENS TO BE ALONE FOR EVEN THE SHORTEST AMOUNT OF TIME, HIS GOAL WILL QUICKLY BECOME FINDING SOMEONE, ANYONE TO TALK TO, MEANING HE COULD PROBABLY MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE EASILY. THIS BEING SAID, A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT FIND HIM AWFUL ANNOYING AND HARD TO TALK TO, CONSIDERING HE TENDS TO RAMBLE ON AT A VERY FAST PACE ABOUT RANDOM THINGS. STILL, IF THEY CAN KEEP THEIR THOUGHTS TO THEMSELVES THERE SHOULD BE NO TROUBLE.

LOVE-WISE, LIKE I SAID, HE'S PRETTY HYPERSEXED. I MEAN, WHAT WITH HIS LACK OF MODESTY, HE'LL PROBABLY BE PRETTY OPEN WITH ALL THE SEXY TALK IN GENERAL, BUT IF HE'S HAVING AN EPISODE, HIS LIBIDO CAN GO INTO SERIOUS OVERDRIVE AND THEN IT'S A HUNT TO FIND SOMEONE TO FUCK AND FAAASSSTTT. THIS MEANS FLINGS, FWBS, EWBS, WHATEVER IS OPEN, THOUGH RELATIONSHIPS ARE DOUBTFUL, CONSIDERING HE'S AWFUL DISTRACTABLE AND CAN SOMETIMES GET BORED OF THINGS PRETTY FAST. THEN AGAINNN, GOING STEADY MAY JUST BE THE BIT OF BALANCE HE NEEDS TO GET HIMSELF A BIT MORE SANE, SO FEEL FREE TO THROW OUT YOUR IDEAS REGARDLESS! :)</sup>

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template by mee, cleo! not as if it was an effort to do though.
lyrics courtesy of the gorgeous mister robert downey jr. :)

[ZACHARY TAYLOR CARTER.]

well hi there. my name is lisha =]
and i would like to add zach to the fray.

ZACH & DAVID ok, zach is seventeen, so way younger than david, but ah well. he's friendly and sweet and generally a nice guy. until you get him aroused. thats when his "problem" kicks in, and hes agressive and horrible, and has raped people before. so, what i see. myabe zach could be a friend, who severally shy's away when david gets hypersexual, since he really hates when he gets agressive and hurts people. and maybe one time he does set zach off? its up to you. i suck at plotting xD

[dave]

well hi there lisha, i'm cleo. :)

and ironically enough, i was gonna
post in zack's plot last night but
then i was like "i'm tired, i'll do it
tomorrow.." and then i come on
and i'm all like oh wow funny. xD

but yess, big big age diff, but that
don't matter 'cause dave acts about
five anyway. xD but yeahh, i likes
the sound of that. :) maybe it's
when dave first finds out about
zack's problem and he gets all super
"OMG I WANNA SEEEEEE" and
thus they has sexy time. knowing
dave he'd probably wanna do it
again even if he comes out of it
black and blue but pooor zack
would probably feel too bad?
haha, don't worry, i'm not great
at it either. xD maybe together
i'll combined suckiness will cancel
each other out and we'll be great?

[milo]

hi there, I'm twitch and I have the strange little Milo to add to the party.

MILO AND DAVID

So Milo is very quiet and sticks mostly to himself because he doesn't really like people. They confuse him and make his head hurt. He's autistic and has synesthesia so basically he has all these feelings and sounds and sights and smells and such coming at him and they get messed up in his head so he'll get a taste from a touch or a color from a sound or whatever. It gets really, really overwhelming for him and he'll flap his hands or rock or bang his head into walls to deal with it and to focus.

So i was thinking they could be some odd kind of friends. David seems kind and friendly enough that Milo would be mildly fascinated by him. He liked watching people and listen to them and maybe if they're not close friends they'd at least have a generally acceptable kind of relationship. Okay friends, you know, they tolerate each other and interact sometimes.

The hypersexed thing is going to be a big problem if it ever turns on Milo though. Milo's homo-romantic but he's very asexual and doesn't get or want sex so... i dunno we could play with that a bit. Maybe David finds him when he's in a hypersexed mood and trys to get into Milo's pants, maybe a little forcefully and Milo has an episode and hits David or something, and keeps hitting him and... yeah that might put a dent in their friendship...

[dave]

TWITCH!? O: AS IN TWITCH WHO IS
FRIENDS WITH TAZZ, TWITCH? or is
you a new twitch? :D 'cause then, hi,
i'm cleo and i know another twitch too.
but i'm thinking it's you i'm thinking of. :D

noww, dave and milo should defo
be friends. if only because now that
you've suggested that idea of dave
trying to sex milo up, i can't see it
not happening. even after the event
i'm sure dave would just brush it off
but poor dearest milo might not be
so willing to go near him again i'm sure
and that might irk dave a bit. xD

however, before all that, in the friendlyy
stages, i'm sure dave would be all helpful
and sympathetic and also eagerly fascinated
and probably a little annoying by asking him
questions and analyzing him as he does with
everybodyy but even more so with milo
'cause he just seems so interesting. :D

my brain is failing a little with any other ideas,
but yours just seems so epic right now that
anything else just doesn't seem as good. xD

[ZACHARY TAYLOR CARTER.]

well hi there cleo =D

xD and this makes me a happy lisha. i was so sad last night when no one had posted, and then i saw you had posted this and was like.... ooo interesting 8D and then posted.

anyways! i can see zach being very like O_O wtf! at his i want to see, and he will feel bad regardless of whether david is hurt a lot or not. and i believe this cancelling out each others suckiness is a great synopsis xD

so thread? where and who starts? xD
i should tell you now, my first posts always suck.

[dave]

yayy i has made you a happy lisha! xD

baha, david wouldn't care if he gets
hurt a lot or not. he has a tendency
to overlook pain when making most
of his decisions. xD gets him into a
fair bit of trouble sometimes, as you
can imagine. and yess, this cancelling
out as worked well, worked well. -nods-

right. -dramatic sigh- welllll, i suppose
i'll just have to start then won't i? ;)
haha, where though? D: ememem..
wellllll. dave could pop down the hall
to visit zack in his dorm or something?
orrr, common room, rec room.. idk. xD
i'm starting, so you can pick the place. xD

[remmy]

aww poor little milo getting all harassed and shit... ah well... i like their plot and we should def start a thread with them.

btw... I belive I am the mysterious different twitch... so sorry

[dave]

oh, a new friend. (: funtimmesss.
yes, poor little milo indeed.
i'm gonna be mean and ask
if you could start, if only b/c
i has these big exams coming
up that are really important
so i'ma be studying for them
and i'll be able to feel less
guilty for getting on to reply
to a thread as opposed to
make one. (: is that ok?